ShAyARi SaNsAr

Mujhe itna pyar na do jaana, Kal jitna mujhe naseeb na ho, Ye jo maatha chuma karti ho, Kal is par shikan ajeeb na ho, Main jab bhi rota hun jaana, Tum aansu poncha karti ho, Mujhe itni door na chor aana, Main roun aur tum kareeb na ho, Mere naz uthati ho jaana, Mere laad uthati ho jaana, Meri choti choti khwahish par, Tum jaan lutati ho jaana, Kal aisa na ho ik nagri mein, Mein tanha tum ko yaad karun, Aur ro ro kar faryad karun, Aye Allah meri jaana sa, Koi pyar jatane wala ho koi pyar jatane wala ho...

Kuch sahi to kuch kharab kehte hai,
Log hume bigda hua nawab kehte
hai, Hum to tere pyaar me badnaam
huye hai is kadar,
Ke pani bhi piye to log sharab kehte
hai..

Os tehni da ki karna jide nalo tut
phool jave,
Os kudi da ki karna jo
har ik naal khul jave,
Os mashuk da
ki karna jo hor kise te dul jave,
Os yaar da ki karna jo yaari lake bhul jave,
Har koi saade warga nai Ban
sakda,
jo bas ek de pichhe hi rul jave..

Mujhe har baat pe yu ladna achha nhi lagta...
Achha lagta hai ladne ke baad tera pyar jtana...
Dil nhi karta ke mai tujhse rooth kar dur rahu...
Magar achha lagta hai tera wo pyar se manana...
Ansu apni ankh ka girane me taklif to hoti hai...
Magar achha lagta hai tera mujhe rota dekh gale se lagana...
Tere siva kisi se baat karne ka dil to nhi karta...
Magar karta hu isliye ke achha lagta hai tera mujhe gair ke sath dekh kar jal jana...
Bhool karne ki meri adat nhi kabhi ae sanam...
Galti karta hu kyu ke achha lagta hai tera har baat pe mujhe smjhana...
Mera dil nhi karta ke teri baat na manu...
Magar kya karu achha lagta hai tera gusse me mujhpe hak jatana...

Tum apne mahal ki fikar karna,
Garibo ka jhappar jalane se pehle,
Aajmana apne pyar ko kasauti par,
Kisi diwane se dil lagane se pehle,
Yakin mano hath kamp uthenge tumhare,
Pyar bhare dil ko jalane se pehle,
Chalkenge aansu aankhon mein hajar bar,
Mohababat me rang lane se pehle,
Chamak uthegi aasma me bhi bijliyan,
Bin badal barsat aane ke pehle,
Toot jate hain khawab mohababat me aksar,
Suna hai khawab sajnae se pehle,
Yeh masum chehre bhi dete hain dhokha,
Na samjhega koi chot khane se pehle,
uski bhi uthegi maiyat yaron,
Bewafa ki doli sajan ke ghar jane se pahle...

Socha nahi acha Bura, Dekha Suna kuch b nahi,
Manga Khuda se her Waqt, Tere siwa Kuch b nahi,
Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe,
Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi,
Jis par Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar,
Bheja wohi Kagaj use, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi,
Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethe rahe wo Der tak,
Aankhon se ki Batain bahut, Muh se kaha kuch b nahi,
Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak me mil jayega,
Aag par jab Kagaj rakha, Baki bacha Kuch b nahi..

Garmiye hasrat-e-nakaam se jal jaate hain
Hum chiraagon ki tarah shaam se jal jaate hain
Shama jalti hai jis aag mein numayish ke liye
Hum usi aag mein gumnaam se jal jaate hain
Jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath
jaane kyon log mere naam se jal jaate hain…

Kisi aur ki bahon mein rehkar
woh humse wafa ki baat karte hain
yeh kaisi chahat hai yaaro
woh bewafa hain yeh jaankar bhi
hum unhi se mohabbat karte hain…

Dheere dheere se ab tere pyaar ka dard kam hua,
Na tere aane ki khushi hui aur na jaane ka gam hua,
Jab log mujhse puchte hain hamari dosti ki dastaan,
Main keh deta hun ki ek fasana tha jo ab khatm hua…

Koi dikha ke roye,
Koi chhupa ke roye,
Hamein rulane wale hamein rulake roye,
Marne ka maza to tab hai yaron
Jab kaatil bhi zanaaje par aake roye…

Aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hai,
Unke khaton ko pani mein bahakar aaye hai,
Koi nikal kar paadh na le unhe,
Isliye pani mein bhi aag lagake aaye hai…

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe,
To dil ko dard nahi hota.
Takleef to tab hoti hai,
Jab log wah-wah karte hain…

Woh sagar nahi aansoo the mere,
Jispar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhe yeh aarzo thi meri,
Issliye hum aansoo bahate rahe…

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill

Aur

Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…

O God तू अपरम्पारा
करो बेडा पार हमारा
My Boat फंसी मझधारा
please give me some सहारा

I don’t have any किनारा
नहीं दिखता कोई नजारा
Please take Fastly ANy action
मैं बिकता खड़े बजारा

O God तू अपरम्पारा
करो बेडा पार हमारा
please give me some power
मैं बन जाऊं चाँद सितारा

मेरी विनती सुन लो GOD
मैं लेता नाम तुम्हारा….

Muskilon Se Ghirkar Bhi Kabhi Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge,
Agar Qayamat Bhi Aayegi Kisi Mod Pe To Uska Rukh Modenge,
Yun To Hum Kisi Se Kabhi Wada Nahin Kiya Karte,
Par Aapse Kiye Hue Har Ek Waade Ko Kabhi Na Todenge…

Kalam Chalti Hai To Dil Ki Awaz Likhta Hoon,
Gham Aur Judai Ke Andaz-E-Bayaan Likhta Hoon,
Rukte Nahi Hain Meri Aankhon Se Aansu,
Main Jab Bhi Uski Yaad Mein Alfaz Likhta Hoon…

Agar Main Had Se Gujar Jau To Mujhe Maaf Kr Dena,
Tere Dil Me Utar Jau To Mujhe Maaf Kr Dena,
Yuhi Gusse Me Aksar Daat Dena To Aadat Hai Hamari,
Daat Ke Tumhe Main Apni Baahon Me Bhar Lu To Mujhe Maaf Kr Dena,
Raste Me Tujhe Dekh Tere Deedar Khatir Pal Bhar Jo Thehar Jau To Mujhe Maaf Kr Dena,
Apne Jazbaat Se Likha Ye Shokh Tehreeb Tere Naam Kr Jau To Mujhe Maaf Kr Dena,
Teri Pal Bhar Ki Judai Mujhe Jeene Nhi Deti Tere Bin Mar Jau To Mujhe Maaf Kr Dena…

Kisi Sham Mujhe Toot Kar Bikharta Dekho
Meri Ragon Mein Zeher Judai Ka Utarta Dekho
Kis-Kis Ada Se Unhe Maanga Tha Rab Se
Aao Kabhi Mujhe Duaon Mein Siskta Dekho…

Barbaad Ho Gaye The Hum Duniya Ne Yun Humko Sataya Tha
Har Ek Mod Pe Hum Girte The Kisi Ne Bhi Na Humko Uthaya Tha
Tab Tune Hi Sanam Ek Umeed Ka Diya Jalaya Tha
Apne Har Ek Gam Ko Chupakar Mujhe Jeena Sikhaya Tha…

Yeh Bhi Acha Hai Sirf Sunta Hai Dil
Agar Boltaa Hota To Qayamat Hoti ….

Na Koi Dekh Le Tuj Ko Meri Aankhon K Raste Se,
Teri Masoom Si Surat Chupaye Dil Me Baitha Hun…..

Us Ki Aankhoon Me Nazar Aata Hai Saara Jahan Mujh Ko
Afsoos Ke Un Aankhoon Me Kabhi Khud Ko Nahi Dekha…!!!

Shayad Woh Apna Wajood Chod Gaya Hai Meri Hasti Mein,
Yun Sote-Sote Jaag Jana Meri Aadat Pehle Kabhi Na Thi…

Kaisa Sitam Hai Apka Ye, Ke Rone Bhi Nahi Dete,
Kareeb Aate Nahi Aur Khud Se Juda Hone Bhi Nahi Dete...

Kadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Phool Bikte Dekh Kar,
Woh Aksar Kaha Krti Thi Muhabbat Phool Jaisi Hoti Hai..

Hazaar Chehron Me Uski Mushahbatain Milien Mujhko,
Par Dil Ki Zid Thi Agar Wo Nahi To Us Jaisa Bhi Nahi...

WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
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Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice 4 her
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HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY?
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Just Smile,
Game over
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Koi standard e nai chawlan da:-)

Mountain dew peene se udjata hai fear,

Basically ur concepts r not clear.

wah.. wah..

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Dost ne pucha exam me”5th ans batao”,

Maine kaha “melody khao khud jaan jao”

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Pam ke pyar me pagal ho gaya Peter,

Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per litre.

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Atma chod gayi jism purana.

Didi tera devar diwana.

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Blood donate karne k pehle hamesha group janchna.

Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna.

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Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala,

Tata sky lagadala to life jhinglala..!!!! !…….

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Mehhagi ke zamane mein karna padta hai karcho pe kabu,

Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu!!!!!